Joke supplied by Elysia Cutts and Natasha Morris, 6A
Q. Why can't penguins fly? A. Because they don't have a plane ticket Jokes supplied by Fraser Hansen, 4C
Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff
Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Doug!
Q. What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A. Dougless?
Jokes supplied by Matthew Reaney 4P
Q. Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A. To get to the second-hand shop Q. Why couldn't the car play football? A. Because he's only got one boot A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize
Q. Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
