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 If anyone would like their jokes to be shown on this page please contact Mrs Stone in school and she will be delighted  to use them. 

 

                           Joke supplied by Elysia Cutts and Natasha Morris, 6A 

   

                         Q.  Why can't penguins fly?

                         A.  Because they don't have a plane ticket

                       

                            Jokes supplied by Fraser Hansen, 4C

                         Q.  What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

                         A.   Cliff         
                   

                         Q.  What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

                         A.   Doug!


                         Q.  What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

                         A.   Dougless?
                                                         

                                    Jokes supplied by Matthew Reaney 4P

 

                         Q.  Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

                         A.   To get to the second-hand shop       
                   

                         Q.  Why couldn't the car play football?

                         A.   Because he's only got one boot


                         Q.  Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?

                         A.   He wanted to win the No-bell prize

 

                           

 

 

 

 

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