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What do you think of our jokes? 

 

   

 

                       

                       

                          Joke supplied by Holly Payne


                              Knock knock 
                              W
ho's there?
                              Scott
                              Scott who?
                              Scott none of your business

 

 

                       Jokes supplied by Erin Hyde and Megan Preece

 

                         Q.  What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

                         A.  Dreaded Wheat
                   

                         Q.  What has 6 eyes but cannot see?

                         A.   3 blind mice


                         Q.  Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?

                         A.   He wanted to see the butterfly

 

                         Q.  Where did the king put his armies?

                         A.   Up his sleevies

 

                         Q.  When are frogs most likely born?

                         A.   In a leap year

                        

                         Q.  How do you keep cool at a football match?

                         A.   Sit next to a fan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                         If your jokes are even funnier let us know!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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